I hate working out.
I hate the gym.
I hate dieting.
I do not wish to go on a “journey” to weight loss or fitness or a healthier lifestyle.
I would like to magically lose weight and be fit and healthy, though.
But since no such witchcraft exists, at least not that any crossroads devil has offered to me, I guess I’ll join a fucking gym and start eating better.
But I won’t be happy about it. There will be lots of swearing.