What the fuck am I doing here?

I hate working out.

I hate the gym.

I hate dieting.

I do not wish to go on a “journey” to weight loss or fitness or a healthier lifestyle.

I would like to magically lose weight and be fit and healthy, though.

But since no such witchcraft exists, at least not that any crossroads devil has offered to me, I guess I’ll join a fucking gym and start eating better.

But I won’t be happy about it. There will be lots of swearing.

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